Joey Bazzoli
| Joey Bazzoli | |
|---|---|
| (Grand Rapids Dragons, DT) | |
| Player ID #1770 | |
| Nickname(s) | Baz |
| Grand Rapids Dragons | |
| Jersey # | 90 |
| Gender | Male |
| Species | "Shark Great White / Medley (NJ)" |
| Details | |
| Born On | April 7, 1999 |
| Height | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight | 350 lb (159 kg) |
| Throws | Right |
| Hometown | Hoboken, NJ, USA |
| College | Medley (NJ, USA) |
| Career Info | |
| Draft | 2022 / Round: 1 / Pick: 1st |
| Drafted by Grand Rapids Dragons | |
| Years Pro | 0 |
Joey Bazzoli is a Defensive Tackle for the Grand Rapids Dragons in the UFFL. He was selected as the first overall pick of the 2021 UFFL Draft.
Biography
For the city of Hoboken, New Jersey comes the self-proclaimed "Biggest Frat Bro" in the country. Becoming both a famous part of the Medley College football Team and an infamous part of the Medley College campus life, Joey Bazzoli or "Baz" as he's known to his other frat bros has shown that the keg of a shark is both a dominant Defensive Tackle and massive party animal.
Several antics that the Large Shark has done during his college days has included...
- Drinking an entire keg the night before a game and still putting in a good performance despite being quite hungover. (Though some say that was mainly because of how weak the other college was and not because of his ability that day.)
- Getting Medley banned from a major hotel during a college bowl weekend for them after a massive party at the hotel after the game that saw Bazzoli and a few of his Defensive Line friends drink the place dry and trash their rooms.
- Gave a rival team’s mascot a Stunner at half time of a game after delivering a 4th Down stop at the gun. (Bazzoli would be fined for the incident and be forced to apologize to the person who was in the mascot suit.)
Besides incidents like this, Bazzoli proved that he could be a good asset for the UFFL thanks to his defensive play at Medley. While at Medley, Joey was a part of a formidable defensive line that was known across the FCAA as a tough defense to get past with Baz being the jewel in the crown of the team. His frat boy attitude and team first mindset helped motivate the team to reach heights that it hadn't in years as his defensive prowess with being able to break the opposition O-line and eat Quarterbacks for breakfast like he ate carbs. By the loads.
While his talent isn't questioned and with his position, his weight will not be an issue, the question will be if Joey can keep himself out of trouble and take this major opportunity as a serious endeavor. Because if he treats it like College Part II, He'll be out of the major leagues quicker than he can down a six-pack.
Vitals
| Measure | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Measure |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Agility | Speed | ||||||||||
| Endurance | Strength | ||||||||||
| Tackling / Hands | Intelligence |
Traits
- Team leader
- Competitive
- Team player
- Values team/position security
- Values team/player loyalty
- Values winning
- Values starting/playing time
Personality type
- Bad Influence
Star Rating
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Player Survey
How does your player's unique physicality (think species) fit well for the position that they play?
Due to being a Shark, He can sense when the offense is under pressure and really give them hard time by breaking down the O-Line with his defense.
What is your player's biggest weakness?
Work Ethics. He likes to party and be a frat bro over being a hard trainer and that could bite him in the ass.
If given the opportunity, would your player want to be formally mentored by another player? Why or why not?
He probably would want to be formally mentored by another player as while he is Frat Bro who really likes to party, He does care about the game and wants to build up relationships within his team and if a mentorship with another player can do that, He'd be happy to do that.
