Fargo Axemen
The Fargo Axemen are an original team of the UFFL, introduced in 2014 to the Continental Conference.
Historically derivative of the Omaha Raiders and Minneapolis Penguins of the FAFF, they settled on Fargo as a centralized location between their two franchises. They have struggled to install a proper offense thus far, and there has already been talk to move the team to a more lucrative market (perhaps in Canada). Their lack of success has been attributed to their reliance on draft picks and lack of species-by-position grooming - the practice of setting aside positions for specific species that are more genetically able to perform well in that position.
| Conference | Continental |
|---|---|
| City | Fargo, North Dakota |
| Stadium | The Fargodome |
| 2013 Season Record | N/A |
| Championships | 0 |
Management
| Team Manager | Kathryn Pellot |
|---|---|
| Owner | thelistener |
| MASTER SHEET | -Link here- |
Starting Roster
The table below includes all players currently starting on the Axemen roster.
| Photo | Name | Pos. | Species | Ht | Wt | Yr | College |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Adrie Hawkins | QB | Dog - Mongrel | 6'2 | 225 | 2 | ||
| Chad Zielinski | RB | Seal - Fur | 6'0 | 230 | 6 | ||
| Bernard Randolph | RB | Civet - Masked Palm | 6'2 | 215 | 6 | ||
| Ross Schulz | FB | Catbird - Gray | 6'0 | 230 | 7 | ||
| Curtis Hahn | TE | Dog - Greenland | 6'3 | 249 | 8 | ||
| Aaron Ragland | WR | Otter - River | 6'3 | 210 | 3 | ||
| Andre Cortes | WR | Monkey - Howler | 5'11 | 186 | 9 | ||
| Larry Napier | WR | Egret - Great | 6'5 | 195 | 3 | ||
| Phil McCollum | LT | Water Dragon | 6'2 | 300 | 7 | ||
| Gary Yan | LG | Lizard - Alligator | 6'3 | 310 | 5 | ||
| Miguel Bright | C | Nine-banded Armadillo | 5'11 | 320 | 3 | ||
| Ed Levine | RG | Coyote | 6'3 | 290 | 5 | ||
| Raymon Ruffin | RT | Dog - Curly coated retriever | 6'2 | 300 | 5 | ||
| Darell Hearn | DE | Raccoon - common | 6'1 | 296 | 7 | ||
| Ralph Cano | DT | Lizard - Cope's Leopard | 6'4 | 302 | 8 | ||
| Charles Chacon | DT | Avocet | 6'0 | 291 | 2 | ||
| Randall Daly |
DE |
Monkey - Vervet | 5'11 | 295 | 5 | ||
| Bobbie Feldman | OLB | Salamander - Western Tiger | 6'2 | 235 | 4 | ||
| Orlando Hansen | MLB | Monkey - Woolly | 6'0 | 240 | 11 | ||
| Chad Doyle | OLB | Lizard | 6'1 | 240 | 9 | ||
| Julius Stafford | CB | Canary | 6'0 | 196 | 4 | ||
| Daryl Funk | CB | Antelope - Bates' pygmy | 5'10 | 184 | 7 | ||
| Eddy Whitaker | SS | Bonobo | 6'0 | 210 | 5 | ||
| Wilfred Locke | FS | Otter - Sea | 6'3 | 215 | 4 | ||
| Howard Blevins | K | Cat - Siamese | 6'1 | 205 | 6 | ||
| Leonard Quick | P | Reindeer | 6'3 | 200 | 15 |
Practice Squad
The table below includes the five players who are currently appointed to the Practice Squad.
| Photo | Name | Pos | Species | Ht | Wt | Yr | College |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brian Cho | QB | R | |||||
| Gordon Hensley | P | R | |||||
| Houston Miner | K | 1 | |||||
| Kevin Ellison | RB | 1 | |||||
| Lesley Preston | QB | 1 |
