Roy Dejesus

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Roy Dejesus is a free agent quarterback in the UFFL, formerly a member of the Texas Ramblers.

History

2014 - Texas Ramblers

The league sat up from their chairs and tuned into the news when Dejesus was subsequently cut from the team after posting an abysmal five interceptions in one game. Although some players perform extremely poorly on occasion, the “one-chance” attitude had Dejesus flamed in a conference on Monday, September 8, 2014, from the news station near his home in Houston.

“I’ve been playing football since 2010. I know how to play. I’ve proven myself. But apparently Texas thinks otherwise…. [sic] I’m glad to be out of there.”

Texas filled their sudden hole at quarterback by signing free agent rookie Andrew Calder (Pine Marten), who was wide-eyed and eager to play in his first game versus the Downriver Waves he following Sunday.

Personal Info

Team Free Agency
QB (#18) Male
Species Chimpanzee
Height 6'1
Weight 220
Hometown Houston, Tex., USA
College Redley
Entered League 2011
Years 4
Age 27
Skill Ratings 85 (0%)

Contract Info

Player Manager UFFL Management
Salary TBD
Exp. Date TBD

Statistics

Individual

Current Season:

GS Pass Att Pass C % QB Rate Pass Yds TDs INTs Rush Att Rush Yds LNG TD FUM
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Win-Loss Record

Total Record: 0-1-0

2014 (TEX) 0-1