Roy McKenzie

Roy McKenzie
(Fargo Axemen, LB)
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Miami Tropics
Gender	Male
Species	Lizard- Florida scrub / Everglades St
Details
Born On	5/29/1990
Height	6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight	230 lb (104 kg)
Hometown	Fort Myers, FL, USA
College	Everglades State U
Career Info
Draft	2014 / Undrafted / Pick: Undraftedth
Years Pro	3

Roy McKenzie is a linebacker for the Fargo Axemen. He was let go by the team after the 2015 season, but ultimately came back to the team in 2016 after the departure of the previous head coach.

History

Roy is, more or less, your typical football player story in a nice little bundle. No riches, no poor - just middle class. No disadvantages to his name, no tragedies, no dying relatives or parents. He just wanted to be "one of the guys", tried out for football, worked out in the gym, and became strong enough to try out for the college team at Everglades State.

What he needed to do, in the mean time, was to turn down his mojo-meter.

He knew who he was becoming. He knew the opportunities that awaited him if he were able to make it big in the football leagues. There were plenty of women in the world, but so many to choose from! He often wouldn't tell the girls he was a "scrub" lizard, but would use "love" lizard as a pick-up line.

No agent would tolerate his chivalrous behavior, so he was unable to be accepted into the 2014 Draft. However, now that the season has begun - free agency will allow him to walk in unscathed and make it into th big leagues.

All he can imagine is himself, on a romantic evening, with a beautiful gecko...

Contract Info

Player Manager	MadWorld
Salary	$750,000
Exp. Date	3/1/2017

Statistics

Individual

Current Season:

Year	Team	G	GS	Tackles	Tackles for Loss	Coverages	Sacks	Forced Fumbles	Recoveries
2014	--		0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2015	FAR	5	5	19	2	0	0	0	0
2016	FAR

Win-Loss Record

Total Record: 9-8

Playoffs: 0-1

Regular Season: 9-7

2014	--
2015 (FAR)	9-7 (0-1)
2016 (FAR, wks. 12-16)