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{{Infobox UFFL player
{{Infobox UFFL player
|team = California Dons
|PID= 38
|name = Artemis Griner
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|position = LB
|name = {{PID|38|3}}
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|image = Grimer_Artemis.png
|image = Grimer_Artemis.png
|imagewidth = 225
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|gender = Female
|gender = Female
|species = Jaguarundi
|species = {{PID|38|4}}
|birth_place = Bethlehem, PA, USA
|birth_date = 22
|birth_date = 22
|birth_place = Bethlehem, PA, USA
|height = {{convert|{{#expr:{{PID|38|7}}/12 round 2}}|ft|m}}
|height_ft = 6
|weight = {{convert|{{PID|38|8}}|lb|kg|abbr=on}}
|height_in = 8
|weight_lbs = 240
|hometown = Bethlehem, PA, USA
|hometown = Bethlehem, PA, USA
|college = Northern California Predatorial & Technical
|college = Northern California Pred. & Tech.
|yearstart = 2014
|draftround = 1
|draftpick = #8 - CAL (Round 1)
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|yeartotal = 3
|draft_team = California
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'''Artemis Griner''' is a linebacker for the [[California Dons]].
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a {{Convert/pos|{{PID|38|19}}}} for the [[{{Convert/teamabbr|{{PID|38|21}}|Invalid PID#}}]] in the UFFL.


Twitter: [https://twitter.com/Artemis_G79 @Artemis_G79]
Twitter: [https://twitter.com/Artemis_G79 @Artemis_G79]
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But the tomboy will never, ever admit to it...
But the tomboy will never, ever admit to it...
==Contract Info==
==Contract Info==
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{{PlayerContractInfo
! scope="row"|Player Manager
|playerCreator_FA=wendingo
|[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wendingo/ Wendingo]
|playerCreator_current=Nines Kitsune
|-
|playerID=38
! scope="row"|Salary (per year)
}}
|$3,395,000
|-
! scope="row"|Exp. Date
|3/1/2017
|}


==Statistics==
==Statistics==
===Individual===
===Career===
{{CareerStats/LB
|PID = 38
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===Records===
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===Win-Loss Record===
Total Record: 10-6
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! scope="row"|2014 (CAL)
| 10-6
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! scope="row"|2015 (CAL)
| 9-7 (1-1)
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Latest revision as of 03:05, 11 January 2022

Artemis Griner
(California Demons, Linebacker)
Grimer Artemis.png
Player ID #38
California Demons
Jersey #79
GenderFemale
SpeciesJaguarundi / NC Pred Tech
Details
Born On22
Height6.67 feet (2.03 m)
Weight240 lb (110 kg)
HometownBethlehem, PA, USA
CollegeNorthern California Pred. & Tech.
Career Info
Draft2014 / Round: 1 / Pick: 8th
Drafted by California
Years Pro7
Awards2018 United Pro Bowl Team

Artemis Griner is a Linebacker for the California Demons in the UFFL.

Twitter: @Artemis_G79

History

Artemis has been called a boy so many times now, she considers it a compliment. But you’re still going to get shoved half-way across the room for suggesting it.

Artemis Griner is an all-pro Jaguarundi linebacker hailing from Pred-tech university, known for best for her big hits, impressive elusiveness and gigantic size. The latter is what catches most eyes, as Artemis stands a towering 6'8 and weighs in at over 240 pound.

She's a big girl and she knows.

Growing up as the youngest and only daughter of five brothers, Arty, as she was often called, didn't end up doing many of the traditional feminine things most girls her age grew up with. For the Griner household, it was constant sports and roughhousing. With Artemis being the youngest, her older brothers always had to be the stars - the talented quarterback, the speedy running back, etc... etc... Artemis ended up being the linebacker who was tasked with trying to stop her older, bigger kin. At first, Artemis was little more than a tackling dummy to breeze by. But like all young girls, Artemis grew - in both performance and size.

High school was an awkward time for Arty. Constant teasing and catcalls from other girls left her feeling isolated and an anxious wreck. There were only a few girls on her high school team, and even they thought she was a total freak. Arty vented her frustrations and anger on the gridiron, setting school records in tackles, sacks, and - while unofficially - fights won. Most remarkably, in her senior year, she logged five interceptions, seven blocked kicks, and one safety.

Life at Pred-tech University was initially hard for Artimus. Alone without her brothers, she struggled to fit in, and her grades and performance dropped. At one point, the towering maiden was nearly dropped from the team. It wasn't until she met up with another outcast, the team's kicker Kris Clueton, that she finally found a friend.

Following her senior season in 2013, she was recognized unanimously as the All-American, Big Ten Defensive Lineman of the Year, and a first-team All-Big Ten selection. She led her conference with 11 sacks (tied for eighth nationally) and 17 tackles for loss. She was a finalist for the nation's top defensive player award but ultimately came in third.

Artemis has nearly everything UFFL scouts are looking for. She moves with the speed of a Clydesdale and hits with the force of an angry ram. She's big, fast, and tackles like she has something to prove. But despite all her strengths, there are days she simply wants to go home and be a girl. She wants to put on a dress and be lovely.

But the tomboy will never, ever admit to it...

Contract Info

Player Manager Nines Kitsune
Salary (per year) $3350000
Exp. Date May 1st, 2022

Statistics

Career

Regular Season Defense
Year Team G W L Tackles TFL PassDef Sacks Saf Int FFum FumRec DefTD
2015 CAL 16 9 7 104 3 6 5 0 0 3 0 0
2016 CAL 16 11 5 144 3 6 5 0 1 3 1 0
2017 CAL 16 4 12 160 2 7 9 0 0 0 0 0
2018 CAL 16 7 9 135 6 7 11 1 3 5 3 2
2019 CAL 16 4 12 129 7 9 2 0 2 7 1 0
2021 CAL 14 10 4 100 2 9 1 0 1 6 1 0

Records

Game Records
Record Season Week Team vs. Team Value
Interceptions 2016 11 CAL BAL 1
InterceptionReturnYards 2018 15 CAL COL 46
Tackles 2016 16 CAL COL 18
Sacks 2018 15 CAL COL 4
ForcedFumbles 2019 6 CAL MTL 3
RecoveredFumbles 2016 16 CAL COL 1
FumbleReturnYards 2019 14 CAL TEX 2
DefensiveTouchdowns 2018 3 CAL CHI 1
TacklesForLoss 2016 3 CAL GRD 2
Playoff Records
Record Season Team vs. Team Value
Tackles 2015 CAL BAL 12
Sacks 2015 CAL COL 1
RecoveredFumbles 2015 CAL BAL 1
TacklesForLoss 2015 CAL COL 1
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