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'''[[File:Dejesus_Roy.jpg|thumb]]Roy Dejesus''' is a quarterback for the [[Chicago Outlaws]]. He was formerly a member of the [[Texas Ramblers]].
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|team = Retired
|name = Roy Dejesus
|position = QB
|image = Dejesus_Roy.jpg
|imagewidth = 225
|jerseynum = 18
|gender = Male
|species = Chimpanzee
|birth_date = 7/13/1986
|birth_place = Houston, TX, USA
|height_ft = 6
|height_in = 1
|weight_lbs = 220
|hometown = Houston, TX, USA
|college = Redley
|yearstart = 2011
|yeartotal = 5 (2011-2015)
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'''Roy Dejesus''' was a lead quarterback for the Houston Tejanos of the pre-UFFL league, and then played for the [[Chicago Outlaws]] and the [[Texas Ramblers]] in 2014. After notoriously dismal performances for both teams, specifically in the inaugural UFFL opener game (where he threw 4 interceptions), he sat in free agency for much of 2015. He was re-signed as a third-string QB by Chicago for the last two weeks of the regular season.
 
During these years, most teams were quick to pin him as a 'bad luck' charm, but he continued to be determined in showing he can lead a team to victory.
 
Dejesus then decided to step away from the field after 2015, but due to his notoriety, became known as an up-and-coming reporter (ahem, rather lackadaisical intern) for FSPN.


==History==
==History==


<h3 dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">2014 - Texas Ramblers</h3>
'''2014 - Texas Ramblers'''
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">The league sat up from their chairs and tuned into the news when Dejesus was subsequently cut from the team after posting an abysmal five interceptions in one game. Although some players perform extremely poorly on occasion, the “one-chance” attitude had Dejesus flamed in a conference on Monday, September 8, 2014, from the news station near his home in Houston.</span></p>


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The league sat up from their chairs and tuned into the news when Dejesus was subsequently cut from the team after posting an abysmal five interceptions in one game. Although some players perform extremely poorly on occasion, the “one-chance” attitude had Dejesus flamed in a conference on Monday, September 8, 2014, from the news station near his home in Houston.
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">“I’ve been playing football since 2010. I know how to play. I’ve proven myself. But apparently Texas thinks otherwise…. [sic] I’m glad to be out of there.”</span></p>
“I’ve been playing football since 2010. I know how to play. I’ve proven myself. But apparently Texas thinks otherwise…. [sic] I’m glad to be out of there.
<span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Texas filled their sudden hole at quarterback by signing free agent rookie Andrew Calder (Pine Marten), who was wide-eyed and eager to play in his first game versus the Downriver Waves he following Sunday.
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==Personal Info==
Texas filled their sudden hole at quarterback by signing free agent rookie [[Andrew Calder]] (Pine Marten), who was wide-eyed and eager to play in his first game versus the Downriver Waves he following Sunday.
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==Owner Info==
! scope="col"|Team
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! scope="col"|Chicago
|-
! scope="col"|QB (#18)
! scope="col"|Male
|-
|Species
|Chimpanzee
|-
|Height
|6'1
|-
|Weight
|220
|-
|Hometown
|Houston, Tex., USA
|-
|College
|[[Redley]]
|-
|Entered League
|2011
|-
|Years
|4
|-
|Age
|27
|-
|Skill Ratings
|85 (0%)
|}
==Contract Info==
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! scope="row"|Player Manager
! scope="row"|Player Manager
|UFFL Management
|Created and developed by Madworld and Kzmaster
|-
|-
! scope="row"|Salary
! scope="row"|Salary
|TBD
|None
|-
|-
! scope="row"|Exp. Date
! scope="row"|Exp. Date
|TBD
|N/A
|}
|}


==Statistics==
==Statistics==
===Individual===
===Individual===
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! scope="col"|Pass Att
! scope="col"|Pass Att
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! scope="col"|Pass C %
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| ''2011''
| ''2011''
| ''16''
| ''16''
| HOU
| ''236/367''
| ''236/367''
| ''64.3''
| ''64.3''
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| ''2012''
| ''2012''
| ''-''
| ''-''
| -
| ''-''
| ''-''
| ''-''
| ''-''
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| ''2013''
| ''2013''
| ''-''
| ''-''
| -
| ''-''
| ''-''
| ''-''
| ''-''
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| 2014
| 2014
| 2
| 2
| TEX/CHI
| 38/70
| 38/70
| 54.28
| 54.28
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| 2015
| 2015
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|0
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|CHI
|
|0/0
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| -
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| -
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|0
|
|0
|
|0
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|0
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|0
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|0
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|0
|0
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===Win-Loss Record===
===Win-Loss Record===
Total Record: 0-2-0
Total Record: 2-9-0
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! scope="row"|2014 (TEX, CHI)
| 0-8 (0-1, 0-7)
| 0-8 (0-1 TEX, 0-7 CHI)
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! scope="row"|2015
! scope="row"|2015 (CHI)
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|2-0 (0-1)
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[[Category:Retired players]]
[[Category:2011 draftees]]

Latest revision as of 19:29, 4 September 2021

Roy Dejesus
(Retired, QB)
Dejesus Roy.jpg
No ID assigned
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Jersey #18
GenderMale
Species---
Details
Born On7/13/1986
Height6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight220 lb (100 kg)
HometownHouston, TX, USA
CollegeRedley
Career Info
Draft2011 / Undrafted
Years Pro5 (2011-2015)

Roy Dejesus was a lead quarterback for the Houston Tejanos of the pre-UFFL league, and then played for the Chicago Outlaws and the Texas Ramblers in 2014. After notoriously dismal performances for both teams, specifically in the inaugural UFFL opener game (where he threw 4 interceptions), he sat in free agency for much of 2015. He was re-signed as a third-string QB by Chicago for the last two weeks of the regular season.

During these years, most teams were quick to pin him as a 'bad luck' charm, but he continued to be determined in showing he can lead a team to victory.

Dejesus then decided to step away from the field after 2015, but due to his notoriety, became known as an up-and-coming reporter (ahem, rather lackadaisical intern) for FSPN.

History

2014 - Texas Ramblers

The league sat up from their chairs and tuned into the news when Dejesus was subsequently cut from the team after posting an abysmal five interceptions in one game. Although some players perform extremely poorly on occasion, the “one-chance” attitude had Dejesus flamed in a conference on Monday, September 8, 2014, from the news station near his home in Houston.

“I’ve been playing football since 2010. I know how to play. I’ve proven myself. But apparently Texas thinks otherwise…. [sic] I’m glad to be out of there.

Texas filled their sudden hole at quarterback by signing free agent rookie Andrew Calder (Pine Marten), who was wide-eyed and eager to play in his first game versus the Downriver Waves he following Sunday.

Owner Info

Player Manager Created and developed by Madworld and Kzmaster
Salary None
Exp. Date N/A

Statistics

Individual

Yr GS Pass Att Pass C % QB Rate Pass Yds TDs INTs Rush Att Rush Yds LNG TD FUM
2011 16 HOU 236/367 64.3 103.3 3699 25 15 16 29 9 0 9
2012 - - - - - - - - - - - - -
2013 - - - - - - - - - - - - -
2014 2 TEX/CHI 38/70 54.28 48.92 447 1 5 3 11 8 0 2
2015 0 CHI 0/0 - - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Win-Loss Record

Total Record: 2-9-0

2014 (TEX, CHI) 0-8 (0-1 TEX, 0-7 CHI)
2015 (CHI) 2-0 (0-1)
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