Roy McKenzie

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Roy McKenzie is a prospective linebacker for the UFFL.

History

Roy is, more or less, your typical football player story in a nice little bundle. No riches, no poor - just middle class. No disadvantages to his name, no tragedies, no dying relatives or parents. He just wanted to be "one of the guys", tried out for football, worked out in the gym, and became strong enough to try out for the college team at Everglades State.

What he needed to do, in the mean time, was to turn down his mojo-meter.

He knew who he was becoming. He knew the opportunities that awaited him if he were able to make it big in the football leagues. There were plenty of women in the world, but so many to choose from! He often wouldn't tell the girls he was a "scrub" lizard, but would use "love" lizard as a pick-up line.

No agent would tolerate his chivalrous behavior, so he was unable to be accepted into the 2014 Draft. However, now that the season has begun - free agency will allow him to walk in unscathed and make it into th big leagues.

All he can imagine is himself, on a romantic evening, with a beautiful gecko...

Personal Info

Team Free Agency
LB (#--) Male
Species Lizard- Florida scrub
Height 6'1
Weight 230
Hometown Fort Myers, Fla., USA
College Everglades State
Entered League 2014
Years R
Age 23
Skill Ratings 86 (+1 above avg%)

Contract Info

Player Manager UFFL Mgmt
Salary TBD
Exp. Date TBD

Statistics

Individual

Current Season:

GS Tackles Tackles for Loss Coverages Sacks Forced Fumbles Recoveries
0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Win-Loss Record

Total Record: 0-0-0

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