Liam Garlington

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Liam Garlington
(Montreal Royal, Tackle)
Player ID #1706
Montreal Royal
Jersey #78
GenderMale
SpeciesOtter-River
Details

Height6.58 feet (2.01 m)
Weight343 lb (156 kg)
HometownSparta, WI, USA
CollegeGulf State University at Galveston
Career Info

Draft2019 / Round: 3 / Pick: 37th
Drafted by Montreal
Years Pro1

Liam Garlington is a Tackle for the Montreal Royal in the UFFL.

Biography

So over the last couple seasons, the UFFL had a notable dearth in the offensive line position, in terms of draftees. And there was a (mostly) unfounded rumor that the league was launching a campaign to try to encourage prospects to make the part. Regardless of the truth of said rumor, the idea fell upon the fresh college students ears. Already an active triathlete and with dreams of pro sports superseding all other aspirations, Liam was already at a school with a remarkable penchant for producing pro caliber linefurs. After a discussion with coaches Liam eagerly changed his dietary and workout regiments to fit that of someone on the line. Less cardio, more lifting, a LOT more eating, et cetera. By age 22 and the end of his eligible playing years at college, he had successfully made the first team and bulked up to near 300 lbs, finishing the job, it would seem in the postseason. The infamously dubbed #LetThemEatCake campaign may have had its first unexpected success story mentioning said campaign by name, and goodness knows there are teams that may well take a swing at the position. Failing that, Liam can just do a fit-To-Fat-To-Fit story on social media. Much like him with... just about everything, to be honest. The masses eat that story up.

Rookie Scouting Report

Brock Brezniski: Hey, even offensive linefurs can use a good cardio workout to balance the strength training! Liam certainly has the strength to stand up to UFFL pass rushers, though maybe a little less time at the sushi buffet would be in order now that he’s reached an optimum size. A little more time working on technique and footwork on the line, and Liam will be a sweet treat to the team that selects him in the form of a solid tackle.

Contract Info

Player Manager Boomer
Salary (per year) $1000000
Exp. Date May 1st, 2022

Statistics

Career

Regular Season Offensive Linefur Stats
Year Team G W L Pancakes Sacks Alwd Fum Rec Penalties Penalty Yds
2019 MTL 3 9 6 0 0 0 1 5
2021 MTL 6 7 7 12 1 0 1 5

Records

Game Records
Record Season Week Team vs. Team Value
Pancakes 2021 4 MTL LVB 5
SacksAllowed 2021 13 MTL BAL 1
Playoff Records
Record Season Team vs. Team Value
Pancakes 2019 MTL TEX 1