Kris Clueton

Kris Clueton
(Nashville Tuts, Kicker)
Player ID #3
Nickname(s)	Thunderstruck
Nashville Tuts
Jersey #	9
Gender	Male
Species	Goat
Details
Height	6.25 feet (1.91 m)
Weight	200 lb (91 kg)
Hometown	Madison, WI, USA
College	Northern California Pred & Tech
Career Info
Draft	2014 / Round: 2 / Pick: 13th
Drafted by Easton
Years Pro	7

Kris Clueton is a Kicker for the Nashville Tuts in the UFFL.

History

Kris Clueton is considered one of the best kickers in a generation. It’s a shame he can’t keep his muzzle shut and just do his job.

A talented soccer player at Wisconsin’s Jameson High School, Kris made the transition to football when budget cuts forced the closure of his school’s soccer program. There, the hybrid punter/kicker found instant success at the sport. He’s most famed for nailing a 50-yard field goal with 20 seconds left in the high school state championships, and tying an in-state record with a 58-yarder. With half a dozen colleges knocking at his door, the 3-star kicker/punter took his talents to the famed Pred-Tech of Northern California University.

Early scouting reports considered Kris to be a quiet kid from a quiet family. He kept to himself and did his job. College, however, had bigger plans for the young goat. Pred-Tech was the epicenter for some of the largest on-campus occupy movement protests in the United States. Kris joined a teammate for a rally and it opened his eyes wide. The quiet goat saw the world in a different light. He wasn’t content with just living the life and accepting the world as it was. He wanted to fight.

With sharp wit and a clever tongue, the kicker quickly became a local face of the Occupy moment. The goat camped on the campus quad for 90 days before police forcibly removed the entire combine. While the movement ultimately died down, Kris’ flare for equality lived on. And while his antics were a clear distraction for his team, his results clearly made them worthy of being put up with.

Things hit their apex when the Pred-Tech kicker hit a 55-yard game-winning field goal in triple overtime against division rival Furniversity Southern California. In the madness that ensued, the young goat ripped off his jersey - proudly displaying a ‘99%’ painted lettering on his chest.

Controversial or not, the young goat had game. The goat had All-American honors for all four years of his college career while setting all-time punting and scoring yards in his dual kicking role. And while Kris seems UFFL-bound, many general managers consider him a liability and PR nightmare.

Contract Info

Player Manager	NinesTimesFox
Salary (per year)	$3000000
Exp. Date	May 1st, 2024

Statistics

Career

Regular Season					Kicking
Year	Team	G	W	L	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	<20	20-29	30-39	40-49	50+	FG Long	Points
2015	EAS	16	7	9	25	26	96.2	22	24	91.7	0 / 0	5 / 5	11 / 11	6 / 7	0 / 0	47	91
2016	NYC	16	10	6	42	43	97.7	24	27	88.9	1 / 1	5 / 5	7 / 8	10 / 11	1 / 1	52	114
2017	NYC	16	10	6	43	43	100	26	27	96.3	2 / 2	5 / 5	12 / 13	6 / 6	1 / 1	53	121
2018	NSH	16	8	8	26	27	96.3	30	33	90.9	1 / 1	4 / 4	9 / 9	16 / 18	0 / 0	47	116
2019	NSH	16	9	7	29	29	100	27	30	90	1 / 1	9 / 9	11 / 11	4 / 7	2 / 2	55	110
2021	NSH	14	8	6	38	38	100	22	29	75.9	0 / 0	8 / 8	7 / 9	5 / 8	2 / 2	59	104

Records

Game Records
Record	Season	Week	Team	vs. Team	Value
FGAttempted	2018	2	NSH	NYC	5
FGMade	2015	12	EAS	BAL	4
LongestFG	2021	15	NSH	RIC	59
XPAttempted	2017	1	NYC	DWN	6
XPMade	2017	1	NYC	DWN	6
FGPct	2015	2	EAS	COL	100
XPPct	2015	1	EAS	CAL	100

Playoff Records
Record	Season	Team	vs. Team	Value
FGAttempted	2019	NSH	CHI	3
FGMade	2019	NSH	CHI	2
LongestFG	2019	NSH	CHI	44
XPAttempted	2016	NYC	CHI	4
XPMade	2016	NYC	CHI	4
FGPct	2017	NYC	TEX	100
XPPct	2016	NYC	CHI	100