Kris Clueton

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To be determined

Kris Clueton is a rookie kicker for the Easton Bald Eagles.

History

Kris Clueton is considered one of the best kickers in a generation. It’s a shame he can’t keep his muzzle shut and just do his job.

A talented soccer player at Wisconsin’s Jameson High School, Kris made the transition to football when budget cuts forced the closure of his school’s soccer program. There, the hybrid punter/kicker found instant success at the sport. He’s most famed for nailing a 50-yard field goal with 20 seconds left in the high school state championships, and tying an in-state record with a 58-yarder. With half a dozen colleges knocking at his door, the 3-star kicker/punter took his talents to the famed Pred-Tech of Northern California University.

Early scouting reports considered Kris to be a quiet kid from a quiet family. He kept to himself and did his job. College, however, had bigger plans for the young goat. Pred-Tech was the epicenter for some of the largest on-campus occupy movement protests in the United States. Kris joined a teammate for a rally and it opened his eyes wide. The quiet goat saw the world in a different light. He wasn’t content with just living the life and accepting the world as it was. He wanted to fight.

With sharp wit and a clever tongue, the kicker quickly became a local face of the Occupy moment. The goat camped on the campus quad for 90 days before police forcibly removed the entire combine. While the movement ultimately died down, Kris’ flare for equality lived on. And while his antics were a clear distraction for his team, his results clearly made them worthy of being put up with.

Things hit their apex when the Pred-Tech kicker hit a 55-yard game-winning field goal in triple overtime against division rival Furniversity Southern California. In the madness that ensued, the young goat ripped off his jersey - proudly displaying a ‘99%’ painted lettering on his chest.

Controversial or not, the young goat had game. The goat had All-American honors for all four years of his college career while setting all-time punting and scoring yards in his dual kicking role. And while Kris seems UFFL-bound, many general managers consider him a liability and PR nightmare.

Nickname: 'Thunderstruck'

Personal Info

Team	Easton
K (#--)	Male
Species	Goat
Height	6'3
Weight	200
Hometown	Madison, Wis., USA
College	Northern California (Pred-Tech)
Entered League	2014 (2 - #13)
Years	R
Age	23
Skill Ratings	92 (+7%)

Contract Info

Player Manager	Wendingo
Salary	TBD
Exp. Date	TBD

Statistics

Individual

Current Season:

GS	FG Made	FG Att	PtA Made	PtA Att	Touchbacks
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Win-Loss Record

Total Record: 3-4-0

2014	3-4