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'''Kris Clueton''' is a kicker for the [[New York Titans]].
 
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==History==
==History==
Kris Clueton is considered one of the best kickers in a generation. It’s a shame he can’t keep his muzzle shut and just do his job.


Kris Clueton is considered one of the best kickers in a generation. It’s a shame he can’t keep his muzzle shut and just do his job.<br />
A talented soccer player at Wisconsin’s Jameson High School, Kris made the transition to football when budget cuts forced the closure of his school’s soccer program. There, the hybrid punter/kicker found instant success at the sport. He’s most famed for nailing a 50-yard field goal with 20 seconds left in the high school state championships, and tying an in-state record with a 58-yarder. With half a dozen colleges knocking at his door, the 3-star kicker/punter took his talents to the famed Pred-Tech of Northern California University.
 
A talented soccer player at Wisconsin’s Jameson High School, Kris made the transition to football when budget cuts forced the closure of his school’s soccer program. There, the hybrid punter/kicker found instant success at the sport. He’s most famed for nailing a 50-yard field goal with 20 seconds left in the high school state championships, and tying an in-state record with a 58-yarder. With half a dozen colleges knocking at his door, the 3-star kicker/punter took his talents to the famed Pred-Tech of Northern California University.<br />


Early scouting reports considered Kris to be a quiet kid from a quiet family. He kept to himself and did his job. College, however, had bigger plans for the young goat. Pred-Tech was the epicenter for some of the largest on-campus occupy movement protests in the United States. Kris joined a teammate for a rally and it opened his eyes wide. The quiet goat saw the world in a different light. He wasn’t content with just living the life and accepting the world as it was. He wanted to fight.<br />
Early scouting reports considered Kris to be a quiet kid from a quiet family. He kept to himself and did his job. College, however, had bigger plans for the young goat. Pred-Tech was the epicenter for some of the largest on-campus occupy movement protests in the United States. Kris joined a teammate for a rally and it opened his eyes wide. The quiet goat saw the world in a different light. He wasn’t content with just living the life and accepting the world as it was. He wanted to fight.


With sharp wit and a clever tongue, the kicker quickly became a local face of the Occupy moment. The goat camped on the campus quad for 90 days before police forcibly removed the entire combine. While the movement ultimately died down, Kris’ flare for equality lived on. And while his antics were a clear distraction for his team, his results clearly made them worthy of being put up with.<br />
With sharp wit and a clever tongue, the kicker quickly became a local face of the Occupy moment. The goat camped on the campus quad for 90 days before police forcibly removed the entire combine. While the movement ultimately died down, Kris’ flare for equality lived on. And while his antics were a clear distraction for his team, his results clearly made them worthy of being put up with.


Things hit their apex when the Pred-Tech kicker hit a 55-yard game-winning field goal in triple overtime against division rival Furniversity Southern California. In the madness that ensued, the young goat ripped off his jersey - proudly displaying a ‘99%’ painted lettering on his chest.<br />
Things hit their apex when the Pred-Tech kicker hit a 55-yard game-winning field goal in triple overtime against division rival Furniversity Southern California. In the madness that ensued, the young goat ripped off his jersey - proudly displaying a ‘99%’ painted lettering on his chest.


Controversial or not, the young goat had game. The goat had All-American honors for all four years of his college career while setting all-time punting and scoring yards in his dual kicking role. And while Kris seems UFFL-bound, many general managers consider him a liability and PR nightmare.
Controversial or not, the young goat had game. The goat had All-American honors for all four years of his college career while setting all-time punting and scoring yards in his dual kicking role. And while Kris seems UFFL-bound, many general managers consider him a liability and PR nightmare.


==Contract Info==
==Contract Info==
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==Statistics==
==Statistics==
===Individual===
===Career===
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===Win-Loss Record===
Total Record: 3-4-0
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Latest revision as of 17:19, 4 September 2021

Kris Clueton
(Nashville Tuts, Kicker)
Clueton Kris.jpg
Player ID #3
Nickname(s)Thunderstruck
Nashville Tuts
Jersey #9
GenderMale
SpeciesGoat
Details
Height6.25 feet (1.91 m)
Weight200 lb (91 kg)
HometownMadison, WI, USA
CollegeNorthern California Pred & Tech
Career Info
Draft2014 / Round: 2 / Pick: 13th
Drafted by Easton
Years Pro7

Kris Clueton is a Kicker for the Nashville Tuts in the UFFL.

History

Kris Clueton is considered one of the best kickers in a generation. It’s a shame he can’t keep his muzzle shut and just do his job.

A talented soccer player at Wisconsin’s Jameson High School, Kris made the transition to football when budget cuts forced the closure of his school’s soccer program. There, the hybrid punter/kicker found instant success at the sport. He’s most famed for nailing a 50-yard field goal with 20 seconds left in the high school state championships, and tying an in-state record with a 58-yarder. With half a dozen colleges knocking at his door, the 3-star kicker/punter took his talents to the famed Pred-Tech of Northern California University.

Early scouting reports considered Kris to be a quiet kid from a quiet family. He kept to himself and did his job. College, however, had bigger plans for the young goat. Pred-Tech was the epicenter for some of the largest on-campus occupy movement protests in the United States. Kris joined a teammate for a rally and it opened his eyes wide. The quiet goat saw the world in a different light. He wasn’t content with just living the life and accepting the world as it was. He wanted to fight.

With sharp wit and a clever tongue, the kicker quickly became a local face of the Occupy moment. The goat camped on the campus quad for 90 days before police forcibly removed the entire combine. While the movement ultimately died down, Kris’ flare for equality lived on. And while his antics were a clear distraction for his team, his results clearly made them worthy of being put up with.

Things hit their apex when the Pred-Tech kicker hit a 55-yard game-winning field goal in triple overtime against division rival Furniversity Southern California. In the madness that ensued, the young goat ripped off his jersey - proudly displaying a ‘99%’ painted lettering on his chest.

Controversial or not, the young goat had game. The goat had All-American honors for all four years of his college career while setting all-time punting and scoring yards in his dual kicking role. And while Kris seems UFFL-bound, many general managers consider him a liability and PR nightmare.

Contract Info

Player Manager NinesTimesFox
Salary (per year) $3000000
Exp. Date May 1st, 2024

Statistics

Career

Regular Season Kicking
Year Team G W L XPM XPA XP% FGM FGA FG% <20 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ FG Long Points
2015 EAS 16 7 9 25 26 96.2 22 24 91.7 0 / 0 5 / 5 11 / 11 6 / 7 0 / 0 47 91
2016 NYC 16 10 6 42 43 97.7 24 27 88.9 1 / 1 5 / 5 7 / 8 10 / 11 1 / 1 52 114
2017 NYC 16 10 6 43 43 100 26 27 96.3 2 / 2 5 / 5 12 / 13 6 / 6 1 / 1 53 121
2018 NSH 16 8 8 26 27 96.3 30 33 90.9 1 / 1 4 / 4 9 / 9 16 / 18 0 / 0 47 116
2019 NSH 16 9 7 29 29 100 27 30 90 1 / 1 9 / 9 11 / 11 4 / 7 2 / 2 55 110
2021 NSH 14 8 6 38 38 100 22 29 75.9 0 / 0 8 / 8 7 / 9 5 / 8 2 / 2 59 104

Records

Game Records
Record Season Week Team vs. Team Value
FGAttempted 2018 2 NSH NYC 5
FGMade 2015 12 EAS BAL 4
LongestFG 2021 15 NSH RIC 59
XPAttempted 2017 1 NYC DWN 6
XPMade 2017 1 NYC DWN 6
FGPct 2015 2 EAS COL 100
XPPct 2015 1 EAS CAL 100
Playoff Records
Record Season Team vs. Team Value
FGAttempted 2019 NSH CHI 3
FGMade 2019 NSH CHI 2
LongestFG 2019 NSH CHI 44
XPAttempted 2016 NYC CHI 4
XPMade 2016 NYC CHI 4
FGPct 2017 NYC TEX 100
XPPct 2016 NYC CHI 100
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